SNL: Roomies
SNL Digital Short: Best Look in the World
submitted by heyjessicaa, thank you so much! holy shit, people. look at him!! he should be edward cullen for christ’s sake.
Get you open like those webbed toes, you know I spread those scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those. Stanky seed stork steady salty in your seed sack. Have at this, barnacle bird, you know I need that!
— Stork Patrol, Incredibad.
SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 2!
Jorm: Are you mineral?
Andy: No.
Kiv: Are you vegetable?
Andy: No.
Jorm: Are you an animal?
Andy: Yeees!
Jorm: Are you a unicorn?
Andy: YES!
Kiv: Damnit!
Jorm: I knew it.
Andy: Okay, you go. Are you a unicorn?
Jorm: Yes.
Kiv: Very cool.
— Awesometown Skit: 21 Questions
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